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Best Short Jokes Ever ... Just Take Your Time ~ Time Jokes


- How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.

- Time is the best teacher, but it kills all its students.

- A dry cleaner who is in a hurry for a date, will be pressed for time.

- It is easier to get older than it is to get wiser.

- Some people ask the secret of our long marriage: We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.

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