- Andrew is getting set up for a blind date by his friend, Don.
Andrew is to meet Don's female friend, Mary, but this is Andrew's first blind date and seeing as how he is into people's looks and style of dress and that sort of thing, he is kind of worried about going out with someone he has never seen before.
"What do I do if she's ugly and dresses even worse?" says Andrew, "Then I'll be stuck with her all night, and it'll be terrible."
"Don't worry," Don says. "She's into looks and fashion just like you. But here's a plan: You go up to her door and meet her there first. If you like what you see, then everything goes as planned and you continue on your date. If you don't, just shout Aaauuuggghhh! and fake an asthma attack, after which you excuse yourself and leave. Problem solved."
So that night, Andrew knocks at Mary's door, and when she comes out he is awe-struck at how beautiful and sexy she is. Andrew's about to speak when the girl suddenly shouts, "Aaauuuggghhh!"
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