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Really Funny Jokes: The Dating Dictionary


- Attraction: Associating a feeling of being horny with a particular person.

- Love at First Sight: Two very horny, not very particular people when they first meet.

- Dating: Spending a good deal of energy, time, and effort into getting to know someone who you don’t even like now and will like even less in the future.

- Eye Contact: Something that women do to show that they are interested in men, but also something that men are unable to do, seeing as how they are so busy staring at the woman’s chest, rear, or anywhere else that isn’t her eyes.

- Friend: Someone who is not attractive enough to be suitable "date" material.

- Interesting: A word men use to get women to do all of the talking in a conversation.

- Irritating Habit: Something which, a few months back, was an endearing quality that attracted you to a person.

- Law of Relativity: The law that dictates just how attractive someone else is in relation to how unattractive your current date is.

- Nymphomaniac: The name given to a woman by a man who doesn’t want to have sex as much as she does.

- Sober: A state of being in which it is nearly impossible for two people to fall in love.

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