- Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.
- Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it and then misapplying the wrong remedies.
- Even crime wouldn't pay if the government ran it.
- To succeed in politics, it is often necessary to rise above your principles.
- Stop repeat offenders - don't re-elect them!
- Don't steal. The government hates competition!
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