A guy had just spent over an hour with a woman he found incredibly boring and who he couldn’t stand for another minute. However, he had arranged with a friend to call him as an excuse to leave the restaurant if the date wasn’t a success.
After answering the phone call, he returned to the table with a serious expression on his face. "My grandfather just died," he said solemnly.
"Thanks God," said the woman, "I was afraid that mine was going to have to if yours didn’t."
A shy man walks into a bar and sits at a table alone. He spots a beautiful woman sitting at a table, and takes an hour to screw up his courage to go talk to her. He asks, "Mind if I sit and chat for a while?"
She replies at the top of her lungs, "No, I’m not going to sleep with you!"
All eyes turn to the incredibly embarrassed man, who quickly escapes to his table.
A minute later the woman comes over to him with a cold beer and offers it to him, explaining, "I’m sorry about that. I’m a psychology grad student, and tonight I am studying the way that people react when in embarrassing situations."
The guy responds, shouting at the top of his lungs, "What do you mean $300?"
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