- Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.
- The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.
- My wife only has sex with me for a purpose. Last night it was to time an egg.
- Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any.
- The web isn't better than sex, but sliced bread is in serious trouble.
- Some sex is good ... more is better ... too much is just about right.
- Sex is like a Ford Explorer. Going too fast may cause a roll-over injury.
- Why is sex like a bridge game? You don't need a partner if you have a good hand.
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