A man sitting at a bar decides that he has had enough to drink. He gets up off his stool, but instantly collapses the moment he takes a step. He pulls himself up, and takes another step only to collapse. He manages to make his way out the door, collapsing at every step.
He walks/falls down the street until he finally reaches his front steps. He tries to walk up them, but has to drag himself up the stairs due to his inability to stand. He fumbles in his pocket for his key, and collapses into his home as the door opens.
He manages to drag himself up the stairs, and collapses into bed. His wife asks him, "Jim, have you been drinking?"
He replies, "Of course not, dear. I’ve been playing poker with, uh, uh, that other guy."
She responds, "Well, it's a wonder you got home. The bar called and said you left your wheelchair."
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